‘Has anyone seen the Colonel?!’, says the right hand man.

Everyone looks around and nods their heads no. Wondering who they were waiting on in the first place before.

No one has ever actually met the Colonel, except for, of course, the one asking all the questions and ordering others to do certain things in their group. “Here he is now”, says the man. The Colonel came flying in and just landed upon his crew saying, “Sorry about being late. Is there still enough…